November Apple
November is the kind of month when you listen to Fiona Apple1, try to edit your blog on an Apple Macintosh, and eat apple pie without cyanide, without even whipped cream or ice cream. Not because you don't deserve it, but because, like, imagine me doing that while eating pie with whipped cream.
1 Fiona Apple: American singer-songwriter known for emotionally raw, structurally complex albums. Her 2020 record Fetch the Bolt Cutters was recorded entirely at home, turning domestic sounds into percussive instruments. The patron saint of November melancholy and unfiltered feeling.